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24 December 2005 @ 8:23 p.m.

Ah..the taste of Joyeux Noel! Yesterday was certainly memorable..of course, for those who knew I watched Harry Potter 4...

But I recommend you all to watch 'Merry Christmas', it shows that soldiers do have compassion, and it was only society's pressure to make them go to war. Although it would be advisable to bring 10 boxes of Kleenex if you belong in the emotionally sensitive group.

Help me with my mad poet's next spam:

Those petty wrongs that liberty commits,
When I am sometime absent from thy heart,
Thy beauty and thy years full well befits,
For still temptation follows where thou art.
Gentle thou art and therefore to be won,
Beauteous thou art, therefore to be assailed;
And when a woman woos, what woman's son
Will sourly leave her till she have prevailed?
Ay me! but yet thou mightest my seat forbear,
And chide try beauty and thy straying youth,
Who lead thee in their riot even there
Where thou art forced to break a twofold truth,
Hers by thy beauty tempting her to thee,
Thine, by thy beauty being false to me.

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Warning: Christmas may result in internet spams of lovesick romantics; reindeers'droppings and Santa's innocent kisses. Please decide carefully which method you would prefer in celebrating christmas.

*No offence to Santa and reindeers.